so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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