bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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