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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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