They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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