youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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