I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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