Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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