This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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