I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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