you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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