I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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