I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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