Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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