Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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