It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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