Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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