i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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