I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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