My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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