covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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