Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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