Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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