Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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