He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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