ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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