When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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