her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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