I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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