there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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