Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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