Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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