I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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