haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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