why didn't you poke me back
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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