i just had sex bonerless
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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