Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
worst night to have a conscience
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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