Do vagina's smell?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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