You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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