It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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