I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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