I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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