i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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