You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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