look no pants
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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