school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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