So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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