Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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