After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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