Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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