dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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