Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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