just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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