Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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