i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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