Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
